Proverbs: The Reunion Tour

Do Celebs Edit Their Own Wikipedia Entries? (E! Online) - Yahoo! News: Entertainment News

Sean Uranga is living the American dream of Barack and Roll while Biden his time. - Facebook Status

Cacaphonic! Ca, ca, ca, cacaphonic! Ca, ca, ca... Cacaphonic! ::bell ring:: - Apartment 34

When Satan goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Jeffery R. Holland. - Dan Ahlers
(It makes more sense if you remember Elder Holland's talk from 4 Oct 2009)

I'm calling it a reunion tour, but I don't want to make people mad, because it will probably be another year before I post again. - Pizzy
Write under it, "This is not a tour, it's more like a one night bandstand." - Nathan Barton

...from Peter Carroll's perspective...
I should go give Paul a hug. - Jared Webb
...
I hope you don't hold me like that again. - Pizzy

In my Psych 303 class (Writing in Psychology), we were practicing putting articles in APA style reference pages. My teacher came up with a fake journal title, Children's Fiction Digest, and a fake article found within: The Effects of Nose Picking On General Attitudes About Children's Fiction. Later we were trying to figure out where we would find the DOI (Digital Object Identifier) of an article. We went to EBSCO and decided to type in "nose picking" as our search phrase. Boy did we find a great catch! The article was entitled "'The man with the purple nostrils: A case of rhinotrichotillomania secondary to body dysmorphic disorder': Comment," and the abstract said the following: "Comments on the article by L. F. Fontenelle et al (see record 2002-06238-009) that reports a case of a 29-yr-old male who developed the self-destructive habit of pulling and severely scraping hairs and debris out of the mucous membrane of his nasal cavities. The author discusses the phenomenon of excessive nose-picking and its relation to body-dysmorphic disorder." All I have to say is, "Wow." - Pizzy

They say necessity is the Mother of invention, and sometimes I think poverty is the Father. - Maggie Harrison

::wearing his atrocious octopus shirt:: - Peter Carroll
You know how they say, "Hate the sin but love the sinner"? - Pizzy
Yeah. - Peter Carroll
I hate that shirt. - Pizzy
::waiting for the second half of the phrase:: - Peter Carroll

::speaking to Pizzy:: Why were you up at 2:30 in the morning writing country music songs on Facebook? - Jared Webb
Jared, why were you NOT? - Karianne Salisbury

::standing in line at 4 pm, waiting for a printer at the library to print a paper due in class at 4 pm:: - Pizzy
::standing in line in front of Pizzy:: - Three of Pizzy's Classmates

::sleeping:: - Pizzy
Paul. Paul! - Peter Carroll
What? - Pizzy
Paul, can I carve your face? - Peter Carroll
What does that mean? - Pizzy
On a pumpkin. - Peter Carroll

Tyler Southwick spent $9 at DI for a pair of pants and two shirts and found a $10 bill in the pants pocket. - Facebook Status

In my Writing in Psychology class my teacher asked us if we had ever played the Adverb Game, commonly known as "In the Manner of...." He said that we would not be playing that game, but we would be writing the story of Jack and Jill in the manner of different authors. The first was Shakespeare. Mine wasn't that good. The next was Dr. Seuess. Someone said it would be difficult because Jack and Jill already rhymes. My teacher said we just needed to Seussify it. The sample he read was Green Eggs and Ham. We only had one minute to write, so I didn't finish, but I did come up with the first line and the last. Here they are:
"I do not like this water here. I want that water over there!"
...
Then Jill yelled, "Jack come back! Jack come back," until Jack's head went CLACK! - Pizzy

...In response to telling him about the above Seussified Jack and Jill...
That's Seussaphonic! - Nathan Barton
...
That's really close to Sufaphonic. That's what's going to happen to Peter! - Nathan Barton
Sufaphonic... suf, suf, suf, Sufaphonic! - Pizzy

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." - Facebook Status of Kirsten Wilkinson